This still cracks me up and I just had to write it down so I don't forget.
Kc likes to pat my tummy a lot and ask if the baby is there, just so he doesn't forget why mommy is getting so big maybe. So one day he was poking my tummy and saying "this the baby?" I'd say yes, then he poked my boob and asked the same thing, I said no, that's baby's milk. To that he looked at me for a minute and then in a voice full of amazement and part jealousy he says "What? Baby get 2 milks!?"